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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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melredcap:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS
OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY

melredcap:

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

LOOK AT THE SKY IN WHICH I FLY MY FUCKS

OBSERVE THAT IT IS EMPTY

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wordsinbetween:

theletteraesc:

rudesby:

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

Peggy Carter is everything. EVERYTHING.

Peggy needs her own movie. She and Howard set up SHIELD together.

Please let it happen.

Holy crap that was awesome.

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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pragmatique:

Four Dark Houses: Slytherin→the usurper

"People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage, they will get their revenge. If an injury has to be done to an enemy, it should be so severe that their vengeance need not be feared."

pragmatique:

Four Dark Houses: Slytherin→the usurper

"People should either be caressed or crushed. If you do them minor damage, they will get their revenge. If an injury has to be done to an enemy, it should be so severe that their vengeance need not be feared."

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prozd:

cherrizard:

when someone tells you about how much they love a character that dies later on

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yeah…..they’re…..great…….

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thedalekin221b:

do I need them : no

would I a buy them cause they are cool-assly packaged : fuck yesss

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Hypocrisy

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